Steven Harper Piziks

MAKSIM: Daddy, how do you get a woman to have sex with you?

ME: Er . . what?

MAKSIM: What if she doesn't want to?

ME: Er . . . what?

MAKSIM: What if she wants to and you don't?

ME: Er . . . what?

Okay, my answers were a little more coherent than that once my internal sex ed teacher took over, but inside I was thinking "Er . . . what?"

I already bought a book called "What's Going On Down There?" for Sasha and Aran.  I'm wondering if Mackie will end up perusing it as well.  Sheesh!